Nine days to the wilmslow half marathon – have got my race pack with number and they seem to have a cut off point for runners at 2hrs 35mins – shit I’ll be close to this - my training pace is around 10min miles and I will be going slower maybe 12 for at least the first 5 means I'm gonna be aiming at 2hrs 20 eeek - sorry bud everyone’s gone home – could be surreal- changing landscape - everyone packing up - the finish line disappears and I keep running – lost – and searching for a non existent finish line. Found a decade later I make front page news - worlds slowest runner takes 10 years to complete thirteen miles.
